Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Legacies

There are many lessons I learned from my grandmother, Gran Anne. One of the most remarkable things that I have inherited from her is a love of sports. Granted, she did not grow up in a time and place where it was acceptable for her to compete - so I have no idea what that would have been like. Gran Anne did remain fiercely loyal to her favorite teams, mainly - the University of Tennessee, where my dad attended. Whenever UT games were on TV, you could guarantee that her shouts of "Whoopeee" and "Weeee!!!" would resonate throughout the house.

On Sunday, a friend gifted me two tickets to see the University of Tennessee play the University of Texas in women's basketball. Gran Anne had lots of favorite teams and players, but near the top of her list was Pat Summitt. We had many conversations about her winning record, and the battles she fought to be a respected female coach. I was overwhelmed with gratitude for the awe I felt watching Pat Summitt yesterday, knowing that it was directly attributable to Gran Anne.

The best part of the whole experience was getting to share it with one of my favorite six year olds. He'd never heard of Pat Summitt, so I got to share bits of the coach's story with him. Gran Anne's legacy reaches yet another generation. "Weeee!!!" Go Vols!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Parable, of a not-so-different-kind

Parable

First divesting ourselves of worldly goods, as St. Francis teaches,
in order that our souls not be distracted
by gain and loss, and in order also
that our bodies be free to move
easily at the mountain passes, we had then to discuss
whither or where we might travel, with the second question being
should we have a purpose, against which
many of us argued fiercely that such purpose
corresponded to worldly goods, meaning a limitation or constriction,
whereas others said it was by this word we were consecrated
pilgrims rather than wanderers: in our minds, the word translated as
a dream, a something-sought, so that by concentrating we might see it
glimmering among the stones, and not
pass blindly by; each
further issue we debated equally fully, the arguments going back and forth,
so that we grew, some said, less flexible and more resigned,
like soldiers in a useless war. And snow fell upon us, and wind blew,
which in time abated — where the snow had been, many flowers appeared,
and where the stars had shone, the sun rose over the tree line
so that we had shadows again; many times this happened.
Also rain, also flooding sometimes, also avalanches, in which
some of us were lost, and periodically we would seem
to have achieved an agreement; our canteens
hoisted upon our shoulders, but always that moment passed, so
(after many years) we were still at that first stage, still
preparing to begin a journey, but we were changed nevertheless;
we could see this in one another; we had changed although
we never moved, and one said, ah, behold how we have aged, traveling
from day to night only, neither forward nor sideward, and this seemed
in a strange way miraculous. And those who believed we should have a purpose
believed this was the purpose, and those who felt we must remain free
in order to encounter truth, felt it had been revealed.

— LOUISE GLÜCK, winner of the Pulitzer Prize and author, most recently, of “A Village Life”

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sane/Fearful Signs

While I did not have the privilege of attending the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, I did enjoy watching coverage and have loved hearing stories from friends who were able to attend. One of my favorite stories was of the atmosphere on the mall before the rally even began. Two friends arrived a few hours before the festivities began to secure a spot close to the stage. As they walked through the crowd and finally settled into their spot, they shared this observation, "Everyone was reading!" Whether newspaper, books, magazine, or ipad - those gathered were reading. THOSE are my people - the readers!

While many of you may have seen the brilliant sinage from the event, I decided I'd share just a few of my favorites. Take note of the facial expressions of the sign holders.













Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Fall Favorites

The air was crisp, the cushion forgiving, and the colors muted. Cider simmered on the stove while the cool fall air floated in through the open porch door. Attendance was all but mandatory. Something homemade and delicious was always in process in the kitchen. Football season arrived every fall at my childhood home like clock work. I can still place every book on the shelf in it's proper place in my mind. I can sense the need for a blanket while I sprawl on the couch with the advent of the cooler fall weather. Dad always watched the first half of the game, but migrated to the backyard to water the plants when his team started losing. Though he could see the score through the main window, the lawn allowed a greater perimeter for pacing. Gran Anne always watched from her room, which shared a wall with the den. She liked to flip between games more than Dad or Jay did. We could always tell whether or not she was watching the same game based on the harmony of cheers. I'm certain that there were weekends when I had homework, or should have. But my memories consist of lazy, delicious afternoons sprawled in the den with the family.

For the longest time, I was the professional antagonist in the family. Whomever the family was cheering for I cheered against - because I could. Mind you, I was not simply attentive to the game but purposefully obnoxious on every call. My brother was a statistical sponge - able to recite the virtues of any player or team for the last forty years at the drop of a hat. It drove me crazy. Mom, Dad, & Gran Anne had a lifetime of loyalties to offer. It seemed to me that the other teams deserved a fighting chance as well, and my ardor was the key to their success. As you can only imagine, that didn't go over well.

It strikes me that the family teams have now become "my teams." Whether it's time or unlikely maturity that has developed, football season is undeniably my favorite. Although I'm sure my family does not have pleasant memories of my presence in the midst of our football Satur/Sun-days, it is one of my fondest recollections. There are few things in life that transport me in such a palpable way.

So, to my favorite season: welcome back and please, stay a little longer this time. To my teams: here's to hoping. To the family: save me a spot on the couch!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Powerful Disrespect

I am an self-professed, loyal fan of the NYTimes. I browse their webpage several times a day, and anxiously await the delivery of the "blue bag of joy" to my doorstep every Sunday morning. I carefully comb through each section and the magazine throughout the week. That is not to say that I agree with everything I read, but I appreciate quality writing and good journalism. This is part of the reason why I was so disappointed and shocked to discover the cover of the magazine two weeks ago now. The title across the front page was, "Women Who Hit Hard" on top of a picture that doesn't give away what the article is about. I admittedly left the thing sitting on my coffee table for the last two weeks to fester. I finally picked it up yesterday and decided I should at least read the article, lest my anger be justified.

It only got worse. My first disclaimer is that I am not an educated tennis fan. I will turn on national and world championship matches. I know some of the most popular names in the game. But I could not accurately recite the rules, nor is it likely that I could actually hit a ball with a racket. Nor do I know anything about the evolution or history of the game. That having been said, I was a collegiate athlete and did coach on a collegiate level. I am intimately familiar with women's sports both on a club and DI collegiate level. So let me just state my more than mild disapproval as the attempt to pull this article off as a tribute to the progress that women have made in any game.

First of all, there are plenty of dignified ways to photograph or chronicle a sport without sexualizing the women in the photos. The clothing, the make-up, the poses - just really disappointing. I'll leave it at that.

Then there is the title, "Women Who Hit Hard." Only once you turn to the article in the middle of the magazine does the subtitle appear: "How Power Has Transformed Women's Tennis." I can only imagine that the author was trying to be provocative. So in that generous vein: congratulations! Mission accomplished.

The author's analysis of women's attitudes is unprofessional. To claim that women are somehow more unprofessionally emotional is tacky. But I'll let his words speak for themselves, "In Henin, the line between an expression of vulnerability and a devouring stare of slightly sour competitiveness can be fuzzy."

Jelena Jankovic, tennis player ranked third from Serbia, deserves a nod for articulating what the author fails to capture in this article. Of course there are going to be different ways for athletes to market their image. "It all depends on how you want to develop your brand. Some players want to be known as great tennis players, others for something else. I smile a lot, I show my emotions, and maybe that’s what I’m known for. It has become very competitive in this sense, but the level of tennis is very high.” Acknowledging differences is inevitable, and I'm certain it can be done without compromising the integrity of the game and the dedication of the athletes.

I guess that's the rub. I know so many women who have worked incredibly hard to advance the recognition and integrity of their sport. We have come a long way. But clearly there are many miles yet to be traveled, as I was starkly reminded by Michael Kimmelman's article. Objectifying women sexually, emotionally, or any other way is only a detriment to any progress that has been made. I am not one to ask for different expectations for males and females - be it in sports, journalism, the church, or any other arena. All I'm really asking is that we respect one another's integrity and dignity.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lessons from Lady Bird Lake

Sunrise is coming a little later these days. My 6:30 arrival on the dock only prompted me to have to wait 15 minutes for sunrise to launch. But, having a chance to stretch wasn't a bad thing. The water was calm this morning, and the heat wasn't scorching. I felt good - rowing a long and low piece, methodically passing the more senior club members. After I turned around near the damn, I headed East on the lake back towards the dock. Near the rocks that jut out over the lake on the south shore, I came upon a woman whom I had already passed once on a previous lap. She wasn't exactly making waves. But when I passed her I heard voices. I slowed and turned my head to see who she might possibly be talking to. Nope, no one there. But still - the conversational tone. She was talking on her cell phone. In a single. I proceeded to feel completely superior, "Hasn't she thought about her phone sinking to the bottom of the lake if she flips?" "What call could possibly be so important that she needs to bring her phone in the boat with her?" "Clearly, she's not taking this very seriously." Feeling smug and strong, I went on my merry way.

After about 45 minutes of steady state. I decided I'd go a little longer than normal and extend my loop up to the Lamar bridge. I also decided to throw in a few higher rate & pressure pieces at the end of the workout. So I set my watch for 1' on 1'. It was nothing noteworthy, but I was feeling good. I got to the last minute of full pressure when I approached the point where Barton Creek meets Lady Bird Lake. I had less than 10 strokes to go. A kayaker whistled at me to make sure I didn't hit him, and I smugly dogged his annoying obstruction. All of a sudden I felt my starboard oar catch under the water. It did not come up. At all. As it turns out, there's a huge overgrowth of some kind of algea in the lake this summer. (Supposedly that's good? Indicates that the lake is healthy? I speak with no authority on this matter.) Well, as you might be guessing, I flipped. Once the starboard oar was under, my balance was shot - and the rest was a slow motion dive into the seaweedy mess. Once I got over the shock of being soaked, I began laughing hysterically. Enter kayaker and random wakeboarder - who both said really helpful things like, "Wow, how are you going to get back in?" and "That looks difficult." At this point I began to right the boat, level the oars, and ungracefully hoist myself back into the waterlogged shell. At some point, two of the more talented elderly scullers approached the scene. Offering no advice or support, they stared with what I can only imagine was great amusement. However, I did appreciate their round of applause once I was back in the boat.

It's at least four or five years since I've flipped a single. It was certainly a lesson in modesty. Maybe I won't be so smug...tomorrow. It's a good thing I didn't bring my cell phone.

Monday, August 23, 2010

e.e. cummings

Each of us has visual cues in our variety of daily contexts. Sometimes it is to remind us of a place we have been, or maybe a place we hope to go, or people we love. One of the ones that I purposefully put right next to my work computer is a weekly calendar with artwork from one of my favorite artists, John August Swanson. His images are sometimes silly, sometimes holy, and always beautiful.

This morning, I was delighted to find that this week's image is a visual narrative of one of my favorite prayers by e.e. cummings. As a child, I grew up singing this poem in it's shortened song version at summer camp. It still brings me joy to think about jumping around in circles, and pointing to the infinite, natural beauty in the sky with my friends.

Whether, visual, spiritual, or lyric - I hope it is a cue for your day too!

i thank you god for this most amazing
i thank You God for most this amazing day:
for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky;and for everything
wich is natural which is infinite which is yes

(i who have died am alive again today,
and this is the sun's birthday; this is the birth
day of life and love and wings: and of the gay
great happening illimitably earth)

how should tasting touching hearing seeing
breathing any-lifted from the no
of all nothing-human merely being
doubt unimaginable You?

(now the ears of my ears awake and
now the eyes of my eyes are opened)

"Festival of Lights"
(Not the illustration of cumming's poem, which I could not find on-line. But still one of my favorites - so much so that it's framed in my office.)

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Real

Dear Summer 2010,
It's been real. Real busy. Real intense. Real eye-opening. Real note-worthy.
Two weddings, an ordination, a conference, three mission trips, the Bishop's Bluegrass festival, and a few days on mom and dad's couch. I am walking away having learned a great deal about myself. I've even managed to walk away with mental snapshots of several mountaintop experiences that I wouldn't trade for anything in the world. I could go on and on about the depth of riches. Without a doubt, the most tremendous experience was time well spent with good people. Some of those people I have known nearly my whole life. Some I am still getting to know. Others I did not know until this summer. Without a doubt, each one of them are beloved. From different countries, through languages foreign to me, on streets I'd never traveled and in places where I've seen the seasons change throughout the years, through dances and lyrics and poetry all their own - each one of them offered me the same authentic gift. The freedom to be who I am, wherever I am, and still be loved. It is a gift beyond measure.

All in a few short months. I am in awe, still. Real sure this summer won't soon be forgotten.

So there it is. My understated and vastly inadequate summary of the last three months. And yet, I'm not sure I could say it any more pointedly. Things are ending and things are beginning again. My favorite day of the year is just around the corner - back to school shopping! Is there anything that beats wandering the aisles of meticulously organized pens, pencils, folders, and organizers? Just saying it out loud makes me want to be more organized! And if you know me well, you know that there's nary an inkling that makes my heart pitter faster. For the second time in my life (that I can remember) I will not be partaking in this most joyous of holidays. So kids, do me proud! Parents, do your children justice. Behind all of the plastic wrap and lengthy receipts is the hope of something much larger. The expectation of who your children will become, of what they can achieve - which won't be sent home in a report card. It is all about the relationships with people who make us who we are. While I won't be indulging in school supplies this year, rest assured that I have made a phone order with my alma mater and have the latest faculty publications showing up at my door step next week. I will continue to pretend that I am a student until the end of time. Not because I was good at it. But because I loved the quest - to know and to ask and to discover.

Because in the end that's what this great journey is all about, right? Discovering the hope in the promise of who we can become.

Summer 2010: check!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I Squish you like a bug

In my travels around the great state of Texas, I have made a few observations.
1. Texas is big. It takes a long time to get from one city to another.
2. The speed limit is higher than this East Coaster is accustomed to.
3. I don't know if I just don't remember it, didn't pay attention to it, or didn't travel as much on the East coast (not likely), but the rate of bugs that get squished on my windshield is astronomical in comparison to anything I have ever experienced. So what say ye, Texas?? What is the deal with the unusually high volume of bug squishage? Do your cars not like bugs? Is the increased speed limit make it impossible for any insect within close proximity of a highway to survive? Or are the bugs, like Texas, just that much bigger?

Monday, April 19, 2010

A lesson on Violence

What We Learned in Oklahoma City

Published: April 18, 2010
NYTimes Editorial

FIFTEEN years ago today, the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City claimed the lives of 168 men, women and children. It was, until 9/11, the worst terrorist attack in United States history. But what emerged in its aftermath — the compassion, caring and love that countless Americans from all walks of life extended to the victims and their families — was a powerful testament to the best of America. And its lessons are as important now as they were then.

Stefanie Augustine

Most of the people killed that day were employees of the federal government. They were men and women who had devoted their careers to helping the elderly and disabled, supporting our veterans and enforcing our laws. They were good neighbors and good friends. One of them, a Secret Service agent named Al Whicher, a husband and father of three, had been on my presidential security detail. Nineteen children also lost their lives.

Those who survived endured terrible pain and loss. Thankfully, many of them took the advice of a woman who knew how they felt. A mother of three children whose husband had been killed on Pan Am Flight 103 in 1988 told them, “The loss you feel must not paralyze your own lives. Instead, you must try to pay tribute to your loved ones by continuing to do all the things they left undone, thus ensuring they did not die in vain.”

We are all grateful that so many of the attack’s survivors have done exactly that. We must also never forget the courageous and loving response of the people and leaders of Oklahoma City and the state of Oklahoma, as well as the firefighters and others who came from all across America to help them.

In the wake of the bombing, Oklahoma City prompted Congress to approve most of the proposals I submitted to develop a stronger and more systematic approach to defending our nation and its citizens against terrorism, an effort that continues today, as we saw with President Obama’s impressive international summit meeting last week to secure all sources of nuclear material that can be made into bombs.

Finally, we should never forget what drove the bombers, and how they justified their actions to themselves. They took to the ultimate extreme an idea advocated in the months and years before the bombing by an increasingly vocal minority: the belief that the greatest threat to American freedom is our government, and that public servants do not protect our freedoms, but abuse them. On that April 19, the second anniversary of the assault of the Branch Davidian compound near Waco, deeply alienated and disconnected Americans decided murder was a blow for liberty.

Americans have more freedom and broader rights than citizens of almost any other nation in the world, including the capacity to criticize their government and their elected officials. But we do not have the right to resort to violence — or the threat of violence — when we don’t get our way. Our founders constructed a system of government so that reason could prevail over fear. Oklahoma City proved once again that without the law there is no freedom.

Criticism is part of the lifeblood of democracy. No one is right all the time. But we should remember that there is a big difference between criticizing a policy or a politician and demonizing the government that guarantees our freedoms and the public servants who enforce our laws.

We are again dealing with difficulties in a contentious, partisan time. We are more connected than ever before, more able to spread our ideas and beliefs, our anger and fears. As we exercise the right to advocate our views, and as we animate our supporters, we must all assume responsibility for our words and actions before they enter a vast echo chamber and reach those both serious and delirious, connected and unhinged.

Civic virtue can include harsh criticism, protest, even civil disobedience. But not violence or its advocacy. That is the bright line that protects our freedom. It has held for a long time, since President George Washington called out 13,000 troops in response to the Whiskey Rebellion.

Fifteen years ago, the line was crossed in Oklahoma City. In the current climate, with so many threats against the president, members of Congress and other public servants, we owe it to the victims of Oklahoma City, and those who survived and responded so bravely, not to cross it again.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Equality?

Almost four decades after the federal education law called Title IX opened the door for girls to participate in high school and college athletics, a crucial question has remained unanswered: Do sports make a long-term difference in a woman’s life?

A large body of research shows that sports are associated with all sorts of benefits, like lower teenage pregnancy rates, better grades and higher self-esteem. But until now, no one has determined whether those improvements are a direct result of athletic participation. It may be that the type of girl who is attracted to sports already has the social, personal and physical qualities — like ambition, strength and supportive parents — that will help her succeed in life.

Now, separate studies from two economists offer some answers, providing the strongest evidence yet that team sports can result in lifelong improvements to educational, work and health prospects. At a time when the first lady, Michelle Obama, has begun a nationwide campaign to improve schoolchildren’s health, the lessons from Title IX show that school-based fitness efforts can have lasting effects.

Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972 required schools and colleges receiving federal money to provide the same opportunities for girls as they did for boys. Relatively few students, male or female, participate in intercollegiate sports. But the effects in high school were remarkable. Just six years after the enactment of Title IX, the percentage of girls playing team sports had jumped sixfold, to 25 percent from about 4 percent.

Another question is whether Title IX has made a difference in women’s long-term health. In a carefully conducted study, Robert Kaestner, an economics professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago, compared rates of obesity and physical activity of women who had been in high school in the 1970s — as Title IX was taking effect — with similar women from earlier years. Controlling the results for other influences, like age and changing diets, Dr. Kaestner was able to tease out the effects Title IX had on women’s health.

He found that the increase in girls’ athletic participation caused by Title IX was associated with a 7 percent lower risk of obesity 20 to 25 years later, when women were in their late 30s and early 40s. His article was published this month in the journal Evaluation Review.

Dr. Kaestner notes that while a 7 percent decline in obesity is modest, no other public health program can claim similar success. And other studies have shown that even a small drop in weight can lower risk for diabetes and other health problems.

There is still room for improvement. Today about 1 in 3 high school girls play sports, compared with about half of all boys. And participation varies widely by state, according to Dr. Stevenson’s research. Southern states like Alabama, Louisiana and Tennessee still have big gender gaps, while Northern states like Maine, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania and Vermont are closer to parity.

“While we have more girls than ever before, we still have far more boys playing sports than girls,” said Nicole M. LaVoi, associate director of the Tucker Center for Research on Girls and Women in Sport at the University of Minnesota. “The research clearly states that when anybody, boys and girls, are physically active, they can reap developmental and health benefits. But we haven’t reached equality yet.

See full article here: http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/15/as-girls-become-women-sports-pay-dividends/?pagemode=print

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Hallelujah

Once again, I was thoroughly impressed with the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympics. The dancing, the history of the host nation, and the songs written to bring people together left me awe-struck, and exhausted this morning. The creativity, the technology, the participation of the audience, and the ability to keep millions of viewers – both present and remote – tuned in for hours at a time inspired me. I’m motivated to think about the ways in which we can tell our story – as athletes, as nations, and as the human race. I’m encouraged by the attention to aesthetic beauty and appreciation for a true show. (I remain horrified that the budget was between 30 and 40 million dollars – but I’ll ignore that minor detail for now.)

What has really stuck with me though was the attention to the holy and sacred. The thread throughout the opening ceremony was subtle at times, and incredibly obvious at others. The parade of the indigenous peoples of Canada at the beginning of the ceremony was one of the most profound displays of hospitality I have ever witnessed. It reminded me of my experience at Yale Divinity School’s Marquand Chapel. Each and every day, I was greeted by Chapel Ministers at the door. Whether friends I had known for sometime, or someone with whom I did not have a personal relationship, their words for me were simple, “Welcome.” This minimal greeting transcended the idle chatter that often occupies sacred space. At the beginning of each semester, there was one song we sang with regularity, “All are welcome, welcome in this place.” Marquand is sacred space for me, and I imagine many others. But not because it is a formal Chapel – because there we made room for God in our midst. This is the essence of what it means to be sacred – allowing God to enter into the midst of a relationship between persons. It is rare to walk away unchanged by this encounter. This is what I witnessed last night during the opening ceremonies. The ridiculously huge sculptures extending their hands in a gesture of welcome as the people dwarfed in their shadows opened their arms sanctified that space as holy. It struck me as a welcome that extended far beyond ordinary platitudes.

Every two years, a question resurfaces for me as I am glued to my television throughout the Olympic games. What would happen to the human race if we played more games and fought fewer wars? I realize that even beginning to compare the two may seem ridiculous at first. But stop just a minute to think about it. Nations who have been at war with one another for centuries gather under the same roof for the purpose of sport. This gesture says more to me about the human condition that binds us together than most history books.

My encounter with the holy may have been purely personal. Though at the least, there was something deeply spiritual about K.D. Lang’s rendition of “Hallelujah.”

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Snowpocalypse

I've always maintained that God has a good sense of humor. This weekend's "Snowpocalypse" is yet another piece of trustworthy evidence. I am home in Alexandria, Virginia for 5 days. It is the ONLY five days I will be home between the months of November and July. This is not a mere coincidence. If you talked with me at all during my last 3 years in Connecticut, you may recall that I'm not a fan of cold weather and consequent precipitation. Actually, that would be an understatement. I hate it. If I never see another winter again, it won't be a day too soon. Thus, my recent move to Austin, Texas has helped to facilitate my necessary avoidance of said weather conditions. Therefore, it is incredibly funny to me, that on the only five days I will spend on the East Coast this winter, we were hit with a ridiculous blizzard. When I say God is funny, I mean that in the comedian-whom-you're-in-awe-of-but-don't-want-to-be-friends-with-because-you're-afraid-they'll-make-fun-of-you kind of way. Not that God is funny in a Ha-ha way. But really, a very deep, dark sense of humor.

I'm huddled by the fire and will remain so until my flight takes off - whenever that is - for warmer shores. And there I will remain, in complete mockery of those who enjoy frigid weather and unhelpful inconveniences with so much tenacity. Better you than me.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Surprise Soundtrack

One of my favorite ways to start the week off is the Monday night spinning class at the YMCA. Last week, our normal instructor told us he would be out of town tonight. I did not remember that when rushing over to the Y this evening. I had no idea what I was in for. There was a sweet, elderly gentlemen leading the class when I arrived. Very sweet, very in shape, very old man. During a normal Monday night class, the sound track ranges from Jay-Z to classic 80's to mash-ups. It's not always good music, but it's always enough to keep me guessing and pushing through the work out. Tonight, our very sweet, very old man serenaded us with an entire play list of John Williams' music. Now, if you're wondering if I'm talking about Star Wars-Superman-Jurassic Park-soundtrack-John-Williams, you are correct. You may also be wondering if there are versions of the songs that you didn't know about that are either motivating or have lyrics - which is a legitimate question given the context. Well, the answer is no. We were BLASTED out by classic, highly-recognizable, and well-performed John Williams' soundtrack pieces as we were spinning.

The most bizarre moment of the evening came with the following succession of songs: Jurassic Park theme song, "Mama Mia, " and the Jaws theme song. The awkwardness of the trio was only enhanced by the instructor's motions to Mama Mia. We were all paralyzed by amazement and second hand embarrassment. We ended up clapping, because what else was there to do?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Interesting Perspective

Boston

In the 18th century, the genre of “earthquake sermon” was good business. Two small shocks in London, in 1750, sent the preachers to their pulpits and pamphlets. The bishop of London blamed Londoners’ lewd behavior; the bishop of Oxford argued that God had woven into his grand design certain incidents to alarm us and shake us out of our sin. In Bloomsbury, the Rev. Dr. William Stukeley preached that earthquakes are favored by God as the ultimate sign of his wrathful intervention.

Five years later, when Lisbon was all but demolished by an enormous earthquake, the unholy refrain was heard again — one preacher even argued that the people of Lisbon had been relatively fortunate, for God had spared more people than he had killed. It was the Lisbon earthquake that prompted Voltaire to attack Leibniz’s metaphysical optimism, in which all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds. Theodicy, which is the justification of God’s good government of the world in the face of evil and pain, was suddenly harder to practice. But the preachers kept at it. “There is no divine visitation which is likely to have so general an influence upon sinners as an earthquake,” wrote the founder of Methodism, John Wesley, in 1777.

Have we made much of an advance on this appalling discourse? Our own earthquake-sermonizer, the evangelist Pat Robertson, delivered an instantly notorious defense of the calamity in Haiti. This was classic theodicy. First, good comes out of such suffering. This event, said Mr. Robertson, is “a blessing in disguise,” because it might generate a huge rebuilding program. Second, the Haitians deserve the suffering. According to Mr. Robertson, when the Haitians were throwing off the tyranny of the French, they “swore a pact to the devil. They said ‘we will serve you if you will get us free from the French’ ... so the Devil said ‘O.K., it’s a deal.’ and they kicked the French out. The Haitians revolted and got themselves free but ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other.” The Dominican Republic, he said, had done quite well, and had lots of tourist resorts, and that kind of thing. But not Haiti.

This repellent cruelty manages the extraordinary trick of combining hellfire evangelism with neo-colonialist complacency, in which the Haitians are blamed not only for their sinfulness but also for the hubris of their political rebellion. Eighteenth-century preachers at least tended to include themselves in the charge of general sinfulness and God’s inevitable reckoning; Mr. Robertson sounds rather pleased with his own outwitting of such reckoning, as if the convenient blessing of being a God-fearing American has saved him from such pestilence. He is presumably on the other side of the sin-line, safe in some Dominican resort.

We should expect nothing less from the man who blamed legal abortion for Hurricane Katrina. But even when intentions are the opposite of Mr. Robertson’s, and in a completely secular context, theological language has a way of hanging around earthquakes. In his speech after the catastrophe, President Obama movingly invoked “our common humanity,” and said that “we stand in solidarity with our neighbors to the south, knowing that but for the grace of God, there we go.” And there was God once again. Awkwardly, the literal meaning of Mr. Obama’s phrase is not so far from Pat Robertson’s hatefulness. Who, after all, would want to worship the kind of God whose “grace” protects Americans from Haitian horrors?

The president was merely uttering an idiomatic version of the kind of thing you hear from survivors whenever a disaster strikes: “God must have been watching out for me; it’s a miracle I survived,” whereby those who died were presumably not being “watched out for.” That President Obama did not really mean this — he clearly did not — is telling, insofar as it suggests how the theological language of punishment and mercy lives on unconsciously, well after the actual theology has been discarded.

Or has it? If the president simply meant that most of us have been — so far — luckier than Haitians, why didn’t he say that? Perhaps because, as a Christian, he does not want to believe that he subscribes to such a nonprovidential category as luck, or to the turn of fate’s wheel, which is really a pagan notion. Besides, to talk of luck, or fortune, in the face of a disaster seems flippant, and belittling to those who have been savaged by such bad luck. A toothache is bad luck; an earthquake is somehow theological.

The only people who would seem to have the right to invoke God at the moment are the Haitians themselves, who beseech his help amidst dreadful pain. They, too, alas, appear to wander the wasteland of theodicy. News reports have described some Haitians giving voice to a worldview uncomfortably close to Pat Robertson’s, in which a vengeful God has been meting out justified retribution: “I blame man. God gave us nature, and we Haitians, and our governments, abused the land. You cannot get away without consequences,” one man told The Times last week.

Others sound like a more frankly theological President Obama: a 27-year-old survivor, Mondésir Raymone, was quoted thus: “We have survived by the grace of God.” Bishop Éric Toussaint, standing near his damaged cathedral, said something similar: “Why give thanks to God? Because we are here. What happened is the will of God. We are in the hands of God now.” A survivor’s gratitude is combined with theological fatalism. This response is entirely understandable, uttered in a ruined landscape beyond the experience of most of us, and a likely source of pastoral comfort to the bishop’s desperate flock. But that should not obscure the fact that it is little more than a piece of helpless mystification, a contradictory cry of optimistic despair.

Terrible catastrophes inevitably encourage appeals to God. We who are, at present, unfairly luckier, whether believers or not, might reflect on the almost invariably uncharitable history of theodicy, and on the reality that in this context no invocation of God beyond a desperate appeal for help makes much theological sense. For either God is punitive and interventionist (the Robertson view), or as capricious as nature and so absent as to be effectively nonexistent (the Obama view). Unfortunately, the Bible, which frequently uses God’s power over earth and seas as the sign of his majesty and intervening power, supports the first view; and the history of humanity’s lonely suffering decisively suggests the second.

James Wood, the author of the novel “The Book Against God,” is a staff writer at The New Yorker.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Who Asked You?

Reading my favorite section of the NYTimes this past Sunday, "Week in Review," has left my wheels spinning. The front page article was entitled, The Label Factor: Is Obama a Wimp or a Warrior? As you might have guessed, the columnist was attempting to evaluate where Obama stands in the rankings up to this point in time, especially with regard to previous presidents. In particular, she was evaluating Obama's aggressiveness with regard to foreign policy. I realize that said columnist has not invented the wheel, as it were. Nor is she necessarily advocating for opinion polls. However, my question remains: why are opinion polls a valid measure for the work of the President of the United States?

As defined by the OED, an opinion is, "a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty." If the word "judgement" doesn't give it away, the nod to the lack of certainty should make it clear that opinions are stand alone entities. They should not be compiled and classified, as though they have been unified for coherency. I also think that opinion polls fail to truly provide any form of evaluation, which consists of a diagnosis and study of the situation or person. Disguising an opinion poll as a true evaluation of performance is deceptive and simply not true. But then again, I'm also operating with the hope that people do not vote for candidates based on how much they are liked, rather than a true evaluation of policies and records.

Appropriate instances in which opinion polls should be used as a measure for success include Figure Skating and American Idol.

And that's my opinion on the matter.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Catch & Release

























A good friend gifted me this book for Christmas, and it is more than the gift of a book. It's a story that will stick with me. It's premise seems like that of many other feel-good stories: an unlikely friendship between a have and a have-not. But the story of how Denver and Ron changed one another's lives is truly remarkable.

I don't often stop and think about what all goes into acquiring the trust of another. But Ron and Denver's story brings this important human venture to light. It is the stuff of everyday interactions, and yet it seems we hardly stop to think about it. Denver had no reason to trust Ron, but he offered to, under one condition, "If you is fishin for a friend you just gon' catch and release, then I ain't got no desire to be your friend. But if you is looking for a real friend, then I'll be one. Forever."

The ways in which Denver goes on to display his loyalty and affection moved me to tears more than once. Not only is their friendship unlikely, but their bond becomes indestructible. Their story reveals the truth that we are more often than not the "same kind of different" as one another, rather than what our fears of trust would let us believe.

You owe it to your friends to read this one.